1. Samantha fell off our bed. She is fine. I feel guilty.
2. While ordering the kids new shoes I "threw" in a tube of Chanel mascara. To justify this I will not got to Starbucks for two weeks. Who wants to meet me at Peet's?? Kidding.
3. I went to the gym one time this week. Immediately after I went to CVS for a package of Twizzlers. Really? Really. It's all I could think about while I was on the treadmill. Pathetic? Yes.
4. I honestly can't remember when I last washed my hair. Sunday night? Monday? Drake is a lucky man.
5. Cabo is all I can think about right now. That and being able to pump at least 4 ounces everyday until we leave so that baby sister has enough sustenance while we're apart.